2012年3月5日星期一

Wife wants to get rid of husband's shirt

About a dozen years ago, before it was intolerably cliche, my husband bought a long-sleeved T-shirt with lettering that read “got beer?”
He's normally a sharp-minded, sharp-dressed guy, a middle-aged but hip engineer who's really, really into beer. So when he found this T-shirt and had to have it, it seemed harmless enough. He could putter around the house in it–where else would he wear such a thing? Let me tell you. He's worn “got beer?” to restaurants, to dinner at family and friends' homes, fine shops, art museums and galleries, and, most recently, to a rather fancy wine tasting.
It's not that I'm oblivious when we leave the house; it's that I am distracted with the dogs, the things we have to bring, and my own appearance.In Style Accessories collecting burberryhandbags to donate to shelters. He's also a sneak, hiding “got beer?” under nice sweaters and jackets, then shedding them later to reveal what lies beneath. How ridiculous. But it makes me furious every time.
To my dismay, “got beer?” has held up remarkably well. Never have I seen a T-shirt retain its color, fit, and lettering as well as this one. It's unnatural is what it is, as if it's protected by some freakish beer-lover voodoo.
Then fate stepped in when I found a pair of fuchsia-colored velour yoga pants on a Kohl's clearance rack for $2. I was bedazzled by the color,You can find all the laptopbagfactory you need here. and they were so soft and warm I didn't even care that they were ill-fitting,Never retail for lessthan $250 Moreover if the ralphlaurenhoody claimsthewatch is Tag Aquaracer 20082 on saleor . as $2 pants will be, and exceptionally unflattering.We have been a high reputed goodbackpackfactory for quite a long time. Even though I am not tall, I am long-legged, so these pants are also about an inch and a half too short.
The first time my husband saw me puttering around the house in my new favorite pants, he said: “You aren't going to wear those high-waters out of the house, are you? I'd prefer if you didn't even wear them in the house.” That was the first time I'd ever heard the term “high-waters.” You see, I'm from New York, and we call them “floods.”
At any rate, the opportunity rose before my eyes like a flaming fuchsia-colored phoenix: Let's make a deal.Ed Hardy Caps Buy On Sale and canadagooseparka with high quality. “I won't wear my floods out of the house if you won't wear ‘got beer?' out of the house anymore” was all it took. The offending “got beer?” was swiftly retired from public view.

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